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Name: Cpt. Destroy
Country: United States
State: Texas
Metro: Fort Worth
Birthday: 10/16/1985
Gender: Male


Interests: Concerts, fun, and rockin out. Preferably you, if you know what I mean. (I mean come to one of my bands shows)
Expertise: Driving, MUSIC!, BMX, playing guitar, art
Occupation: Artist_musician
Industry: Hospitality


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Member Since: 3/23/2006

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Some Awesome Quotes From Reaper

In short corporations are just a way to inact sosciopathic behavior on a large scale. What better place to train in the ways of evil then at an American corporation.


Friday, May 01, 2009

We Suck.

HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2008
Scenario 1:
 
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
 
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
 
2008 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.  
 



Scenario 2:
 
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
 
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins.. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
 
2008 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it. 



Scenario 3:
 
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
 
1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
 
2008 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability. 

Scenario 4:
 
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt..
 

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
 
2008 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.  



Scenario 5:
 
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
 
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.
 
2008   - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.  
 


Scenario 6:
 
Pedro fails high school English.
 
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
 
2008 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher.  English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.  
 

 

Scenario 7: 
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
 
1957 - Ants die.
 
2008 -
 ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.   

 

Scenario 8: 
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
 
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
 
2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.  Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy. 
   



 


This should hit every email inbox to show how stupid we have become!!  


Thursday, April 09, 2009

Weird Transitions

It's funny how little we can know about our selves sometimes. I always thought I was the tough guy with the overly loving and sensitive heart, a true romantic. I used to think I wanted to have a big family, 4-5 kids and one wife whom I spent my days with. Now I have a wife and one kid and they couldn't make me crazier. I will admit for a wife I've got a pretty awesmoe one by most peoples standards. but, anyone who knows me knows I'm not normal by any means. Let's just say for the most part the outside influences in my life have made it's begining years a time not worth repeating. Back to the topic: So as I was saying they make me crazy, because as I have discovered in the only way I ever seem to beable to for myself (a.k.a. the hard way) I can't stand having a kid, and I'm far to anal and picky about my space, time, and things for a wife to ever work-out for me. And surprisingly as much as I like the company of others I hate the company of a wife. It's so demanding. And I hate having to make joint-decisions about MY money. But mostly it's all the little things. If you start to clean something your either doing it wrong or they where still using it. If you don't clean it then it's "your such a lazy bastard, you never do anything, I'm the only one who does anything around here...Etc. and all that bull". Plus they never want to go or be or do the things you want to. With friends when theres a disagreement you either just do it or leave no harm done. But with a spouse it's all personal and you never want to do anything with me or you never want me there. Hell even if you invite them they'll say you didn't wan them there and when you ask them where they got that idea from they'll say well you always go places you know I don't want to. Which is total bull cuz before marriage they LOVED going to those places with you or they didn't mind because they got to be with you.

Also, theres no real space either. If I want to go out alone and ride my bike, I do BMX, then I'm neglecting her and avoiding her. If I stay inside i'm in the way. and this is all compounded by the fact that if we disagree on what color sofa we want or what fabric and we do say ok to one. she'll exchange it 3weeks later for the one she realy wanted or she wont shut up about how much she hates it until you exchange it. also I wont lie I feel the same way about these things. If I want a blue sofe and you want the red I'm gonna be just as pissed about spending the money if the darn sofas not blue.

I used to hate the run away dads, now I think i'm slowly becoming envious of there courage to say F-This I'm outa here.


Saturday, November 22, 2008

Big Dumb Clown Studios Stupid Chicken Race

Ok. so. I've been thinking about this for some time now and I really really REALLY wanna get this together people. It's a random race threw downtown, maps will be handed out when you get there. I will schedule it once enough people sign up, SO SIGN UP!!!! You can reach me on my myspace page Myspace.com/wesuckandweknowit or myspace.com/brandonecord. The general requirements are that you must wear, a clown hair piece, a pink tutu, a snorkle or gas mask, and the leader must carry a rubber chicken. If you are in first place you and someone passes you you must willingly hand over the chicken. All those in chase must yell, GET THE CHICKEN!!! Anyone who can show me a bight mark (from a dog, not your so called lover you sick freaks) Gets a special surprise. Anyone who gets shot, I didn't know anything about any of this. All damages done are the soul responsibility of the individual racer so try to not break stuff. And.... LETS DO THIS!!!!! also, anyone who wants to set one of these up in there town please label it the Big Dumb Clown Studios Stupid Chicken Race. Thank you and enjoy life.


Untitled Poem Of The Disguisting Celebration And Rejoicing Of My Low Self Esteem Culture

What pretty girl?

Oh you say your so beautiful

How could you not be worth my time

Fuckhole, Slutbag, Fuckbag, Whore

On your shirt printed words you've, come to adore?

You say your beautiful but you scar my heart

Why are all the pretty ones like vampire black widow?

I guess some other boy humbled you before I got there

Where God Oh where is the beautiful one?

Who is not just beautiful under the death son?

She seeks the cock of a demond slave

Is she still human or deaths horridly sweet aray

She says she beauty but beauty repays

Makes you fill happy, bright sunny day

She took my warm heart, for pleasure not pain

Made it a black hole, let no man escape

I see the children of the corn

They praise her poison like lifes breath, yet mourn

Mourn for there so called pleasure

They worship a sick hunger in blood stained fields

Why all the laughter when no love they yield

Have they forgotten the virgin field

No, but they don't care for the sweet fruit it yields

Cockhole, Slutbag, Cumlover, Whore

These are the sick words they've come to adore

Where are the minds? GOD! Where are there souls!

Lost in the void of there speeding blackholes

They praise the same thing, worship on knee

That causes them to cry out, God! Please kill me!

Between the devil and the deeper seed

They stair into the abyss

It's not your love they want boy, I promise you this

They stop your ocean of happy to drag you back down

They treat you like shit for not wearing there upside down frown

They'll bleed the innocent either way

They call you names that they praise

Hypocritic spit wad can't stain your grace

All of this hearts pain will wash away

It's always been a lie, and soon they praise to die

When God said they'de cry for rocks yet they laugh

Do they not see themselves when they get alone

I guess the dope fiend choked out reasons bones

No more structure to stand on they walk alone

Promise the world but nothing good do the own

Choke out the sun and then label same

Celebrate, Rejoice of your low self esteem culture

Whore, Whore, Whore, only if you play the game



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